Grapplemania I (Sponsored by Gerber's)

It's the matchup you've all been waiting for, folks.

Ally "Bruiser Bear" McManus versus Sofie "Sofiesaurus Rex" Fu

It's brawn against bite - let's see once and for all, who is the best ounce for ounce fighter of all time

The Bear gets right down to business - applying her vicious "Pa-Pow! Paw" move to Sofie's face

Oh my goodness! Sofiesaurus Rex has caught the Bear in her "Jurassic Jaws" Finger Lock - what a turn of events, folks!

In a highly controversial split decision, Ally "Bruiser Bear" McManus wins the match. Just look at her jubilation - she's even whistling to the fans!

No doubt friends of Sofie are disappointed by the match - although none more so than Sofie herself. What can I say - the Rex is vexed. I'm sure they'll be babbling about this one in the nursery for years to come...